Barrels, bottles and beads

When Glen Adams and Kaelib Hansen imported fantasy in 220 kg barrels from Japan, they were busted by Customs.

When Justin Rys and Robert Stark imported fantasy in wine bottles from Romania, they were busted by Customs.

We don't know, yet, who the masterminds are behind the importation of fantasy in Bindeez Beads. No doubt they could have continued indefinitely with this cunning scheme, but one thing was overlooked: the propensity of children to swallow small parts.

A children's toy that turns into the deadly date-rape drug fantasy when swallowed... oh, why didn't somebody think of the children!